02-11-2004, 04:54 PM
Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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1.Outside a muffler shop "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
yo
