I married a CA girl.
She use LIFO method while taking out refrigerated Food
She capitalized the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and writing off it every year
The time spent on dating with her will be valued under IAS-38
She tells me that as per Companies Ordinance, I must keep a copy of every thing for 10 years
When wedding cards were sent, she sent positive confirmation from guests.
One day a box wasnât openingâ¦
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didnât openâ¦
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didnât openâ¦
Physicist came, applied all forces but no changeâ¦
Even the biologist failedâ¦
Mathematician came and saidâ¦
âLets suppose the box is openâ⦠D
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting. The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down, and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up...
The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and commentaries, didn't know what to do. His congregation suggested that he consult a housebound 98-year old man, who was one of the original founders of their temple. The rabbi hoped the elderly man would be able to tell him what the actual temple tradition was, so he went to the nursing home with a representative of each faction of the congregation.
The one whose followers stood during Shema said to the old man, "Is the tradition to stand during this prayer?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition." The one whose followers sat asked, "Is the tradition to sit during Shema?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition."
Then the rabbi said to the old man, "The congregants fight all the time, yelling at each other about whether they should sit or stand..."
The old man interrupted, exclaiming, "THAT is our tradition!"
A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge.
Lady Your honor please let me go. Iâm a school teacher, getting late for my classâ¦
Judge Aahaa! So you are a teacher, Iâve waited for this moment all my life, now write down âI WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHTâ 5000 times!
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A thought for all graduates
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A thermometer isnât the only thing that gets a degree without having a brain!!!
