Bivi
Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun beta chura leta hy.
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Shohar
Uski Books me chupa do,kamina hath b nhi lagaye ga ;D
How To Kill A Girl?
Give her a Beautiful Dress
...Nice Jewelery
Costly Cosmetics.
Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.
Tarap Tarap K Mar Jayegi. -)
FATHER Aren't you first in anything at school?
SON Yes Dad I Am )
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I'm the first one out when the bell rings! ;D ;D
E.C.G of a Student
Normal time
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EXAM Time
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When Results r
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Lolxxx
What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
Judge You are crossing ur limit
Lawyer Kon Saala kahta hai
...Judge How dare u to call me saala
Lawyer My lord i said kon sa Law kahta hai ? ;D
Height Of Sincerity!
Munni 5 mint main Exam paper chor kay janay lagi
...Teacher Kiyon Munni Paper nahi ata?
Munni Woo baat nahi mujhe kal kay paper ki tyari karni hai na -P
Height Of Khush Fehmi.
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
...His Orders As Before...!! D
3 Sardars r talking after an exam
Sardar1-I didnt know anything so i left d paper blank
Sardar2- me too
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Sardar3-damn ! Teacher will think we copied.....!
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SAforraaa k jokies ki
baat he alag hai P
raza........abhi last page mai decide hua tha na k koi comparison ni hogiiiiiii.sb k jokes apni apni jgah bohat achy hain
nice contribution sitara )
*aChi bAchi*
fAther beti aj tumne phn per sirf 1 ghanta baat ki .. tum ne toh kabhi 4 ghantay se kum baat nahi ki ??
betI pApa Ap bhi nA ....
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*ye WrOng NUmbeR thA .....* P P
Nai baat nahi buni..........Safoora ko lao market main.
Humain buss safoora k lateefon say hassi ati hay............
Regards.
tbhi mainy to aana hi chor dia hai is topic py.jo mrzi kr lo yei sunny ko mily ga (