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<br />raza........abhi last page mai decide hua tha na k koi comparison ni hogiiiiiii.sb k jokes apni apni jgah bohat achy hain
nice contribution sitara )
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[D]Safoora Safoora hai P
ahhahahahha Sitara you are rocking..... [)]
salma sitara P tumhare jokez bhe ache hain perh perh k hasi
nahi arahi PPPPP
@ Raza.....
just shutup ok....
new aney walo ko appreciate karnaa chaiey.... ok!!!
Nahi bhai..........Mazaa nahi ayaa........Safoora k lateefay lao market main........
Kahaan ho Saforaaaaaaaaa ???????
Regards.
Dur se dekha toh books thee
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jab dur se dekh liya toh pass jane ka sawal he nahe hota
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<br />What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
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and if u wannt faster then it..plz tell her to dont tell to any one DD
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<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san" id="quote">quote<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sitara</i>
<br />What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
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and if u wannt faster then it..plz tell her to dont tell to any one DD
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rofl.... p
hi to every one[)]
Pathan O, hum is kamre main nahi rahe ga hum ko pagal samjha hai kiya?
Paisa itna diya aur kamra itna chota sa.
Waiter O,aakhrot ander to chal yeh lift hain[)]
Nahi bhai.....maza nahi aya....Safoora k lateefay lao market main !!! [D]...........
Sorry Ciapk [p]
Regards.
Khud ho ge akhroot @@@@ ..es ko kis nai bataya '(..
Akhroat ko choro........yeh batao Humaira nay jo lateefa likha woh perh kar mazaa ayaa ???
Regards.
(Engagment Ke Baad)
Boy Oh ! Iss din ka to me kab se intezzar kar raha tha
Girl To me jau?
...Boy Nahi bilkul Nahin
Girl Do You Love me ?
Boy Ha karta tha , karta hu, aur karta rahunga
Girl Kabhi mere saath dhoka karoge ?
Boy Nahi, Isse accha to me mar jau
Girl Would you like to kiss me ?
Boy Yes, I like it
Girl Tum mujhe maroge ?
Boy Nahi Me aisa aadmi nahi hu
Girl Kya me tum par vishwaas kar sakti hu ?
Boy Yes
Girl Oh Darling!
(Shaddi ke Baad KI hota hy)
NICHEY SE UPPAR PArrHO.....))
Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay
Pathan ne dekha tau poocha Khocha ye kia karti?
Sardar hum lassi bana rahe hein.
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Pathan Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.
Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?.......)