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Regards.
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1 pathan bujhi hoi cigarette pee raha tha..
kisi ne poocha yeh kesi cigarette pee rahay hu is me se to Dhouwaan hi nai nikal ra?!!
pathan bola oyee khoochaa Cigarette " silent" per hay P
In Exam hall a girl asked to a boy
" mujhe bas is answer ka starting bata do.. baki me khud likh longi '
us larkay ne dehan se idher udher dekha.. phir dhere se bola
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'The.....'D
//1 pathan bujhi hoi cigarette pee raha tha.....//
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HahahahahaaHahahahahaaHahahahahaaHaha..........nice yaar.
Regards.
ohhoaohahoahhahahoahoahaho DDDD 'THE' hahoahahohoahoahoaohaho DDD
uffffffffff safoooraaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahahahahahhaa
kasam se meraa uns huns k pait mein dard ho gayaa hai
alaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaar
awesome
mjhey bhi sms kiaa karro [P]
mein tumhein offline msgs per apna no. likh k bhej rhi hu ok )
Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai,
Faraz.
Aur hamain kehti hai,
Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye .
<(',')>
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_/ \_ jhoti
Mera Number bhi safoora ko day dena )
Regards.
PssengrAgr Sb Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida?
PathanAgr Sb Trains Wqt Pr Hon To Waitng Room Ka Kya Faida?
Oe hoee
Pathan B Point Mar Skta Hy;-)
Difference b/w men n women...
Women's version
Woman1- oh! u got a haircut!dats so cute!
woman2- do u thnk so? i wsnt sure whn she gav me the miror. I mean, u dnt thnk its too fluffy løoking?
woman1- oh God no! its perfct. i'd love to get my haircut like dat bt i thnk my face is too wide.
woman2- r u serious? I thnk ur fac is adorable n u cud easly get layer cut, dat wud look so cute. i was actualy gonna do dat exept i was afraid it wont go wid my löng neck..
woman1- r u kiding? i wud lov to hav ur neck..
woman 2- oh thanks!
Men's version
Man2- hair cut?
Man1- YEAH !! D
The most romantic lines
Main kho geya hon tumhaaray piyaar main,
Tum b kho jao...!!
Translation in English
"I am lost in your love,
U also GET LOST".-D
Aik Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe jata or kehta-
GAJAR hai?
Lohaar inkar kr deta.
Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us ne khargosh k dant torr diye.
Phir
Phir kya...?
Agle din khargosh Aaya Or bola-
GAJAR KA JUICE HAI..;-)
hahaahhhahaaohoahoahoahoaoha aimn b sekh gai hai DDDDD